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The above is one of my favourite T-shirt slogans.

Phobialist.com lists a junk-load of phobias - all of which are apparently real.
Unfortunately it doesn't seem to include what I believe must be a common phobia: Fear of the sounds that other people make in public toilets.
How about Splashypublophobia?

Here's a selection of what they do list:

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing:
Elderly Lady: 'Roooverrr!'
Rover:        'Woof! Aaaaarggghh!'

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions:
Guy One:      'So whaddaya think?'
Guy Two:      'Aaaarggghhh!'

Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity:
Guy:          'One div zero, hmmmm... ... Aaarghhh!'

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up:
Guy:          'Oooh a bird! Aaarghhh!'

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Guy:          'Mmmm... sandwiches. Aaaarrrrgh!'

Barophobia- Fear of gravity:
Guy waking up:   'Yawwwn, num, num... Aaarggghhh!'

Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells:
Guy waking up:   'Yawwwn, num, num... Aaarggghhh!'

Chorophobia- Fear of dancing:
Guy visiting Octoberfest:   'Aaaarrghhh!'

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom:
Tourguide at Octoberfest:   'Ok, just do whatever you want'
Guy:                        'Aaarrgghhh!'

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Guy:                  'What the fuck is Hippopotomonstr.... Aaaarghhh!!!'

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas:
Guy with lightbulb:   'World peace IS possible! Aaaarghh!'

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis:
Guy:                  'Alright! MTV Spring Break - yeah!  Aaaaarghhh!'

Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill:
Guy:                  'AAatch-aarrrgh!'

Numerophobia- Fear of numbers:
Elevator:             'Ding!'
Guy:                  'Aaaaargghh!!'

Siderophobia- Fear of stars:
Guy:                  'Oooh a shooting - Aaargh!, Aaarghh! again!' (see Anablephobia)

Sophophobia- Fear of learning:
Guy addressing psychologist:   'You mean to say that I'm afraid of... Aaaarghh!'